Confession of the Teetotal THC
Being of slow and simple mind
I’m ‘tracted to the monorhyme
Deciding on what to opine,
Writing in a limited time.
Readers of a deeper mind,
Will not find within my whines.
Deep philosophy of any kind,
Just tripe of ilk that, love is blind.
Cerebral trap in my left mind
The side of brain can be unkind
Emotion’s that side hard to find,
Could alcohol help me unwind?
I don’t drink, so getting ‘blind’
And passing out is such a grind,
But beats chowing down on bacon rind,
As hangover cure to clear my mind.
thc wondered whether trigger warnings should have been attached to this piece to avoid possible offence to :
1 Jewish community: being a goy I blurted out “bacon.” Yeah yeah I read y’all can get ‘kosher’ bacon , but traditionally we goy know bacon is forbidden to the Chosen Folk.
2. The intellectually disabled community for my insensitivity in using the term ‘slow and simple ‘ to describe myself.
If this blog has triggered any distress or feelings of inadequacy please call the following numbers in your home country.
13 11 14 Lifeline Australia
1-800-273-8255 Lifeline USA
List of national emergency numbers world wide can be found at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines
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