Brekkie time down local maccas
Fluro tees replace wife bashers*
Maori lads reminisce war hakas
They’d prefer to see junk flashers.
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High couture not seen at maccas,
In she struts on four inch heels.
Dressed to nines in brushed alpaca,
Shit, she gets a kiddies meal.
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Look around at local maccas,
Folk are lounging on their dates.^
Instinctively, I think they’re slackers,
But it’s for their orders that they wait.
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* Aussie term for blue working class singlet
^ slang for butt
The Hobart Chinaman 
Would you like flies with that?
No thank you, I prefer chunkier style, we call them wedges or the like. Maccas shoe strings tie me up