Christmas is coming, yet I abhore,
Faux chrissy cheer in department stores.
No wise men cluster round a manger.
For Herod this kid’s an imperial danger.
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Smoke spirals up from scented pine candle,
Incense is burning from wood known as sandle.
Plastic crepe, ribbons all scattered around,
Broken toys whimper then don’t make a sound.
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When I was small I don’t really recall,
Why Jesus’s birthday matters at all.
Soon father christmas took over his schtick,
He sold more product, bucks came in quick.
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😀 Merry Christmas anyway!
Merry Christmas anyway, you Humbug!
Merry Christmas to you too sir!